I'm a Feminist and I Love Emma's Stupidity

HELLO!!! I'm back!!! so since i'm a college student and have literally 100 things to do, I've decided to update this thing every Saturday :) just so you guys know.

 For the first official post, I would like to say a few things. First of all, when I say “Random Thoughts,” I do not mean that they will pop out at random, like a jack in the box. What the name implies is that the thoughts are random and have no correlation or relation with each other whatsoever. Second of all, I use A LOT of little emoticons so you WILL see those consistently. Thirdly, I have a very erratic mother who has such a unique sense of humor. She will be included in these random thoughts. :D Um . . . what else? I think that’s about it. ENJOY, my peoples:

 Random thoughts #1 September 28, 2013.

- I never understood why parents – in – laws always said “You’re like my own son/daughter”. It’s like saying my children are having their OWN children . . . with each other. O_O

- Me: if Cinderalla’s shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off? Mom: Because she’s stupid. Why is she tripping In the first place? Estupida. hahahahahahhahahha

- A wise person once told me that all studying should be done in the shower because that is where you turn into a philosopher. She was right. - I’m no genius, but nobody ever understands what my brain produces. That makes me a genius. I am a “G”. yessiree.

 - Darling, because its true when I say, I will live my life and not look back. I will give it all and not look back.

 - I remember when I went to see the movie “Daybreakers” a while back and this “Vampire” looking gothic couple walked in front of us and I was wondering what movie they could possibly want to watch….then they walk into Daybreakers and my eyelids become heavy and I go -__- “Of course”

 - Sometimes I feel like Andrea.

 - Mother: Do I look sexy? Me: You just look pretty. And then I start laughing. Why is that funny to me?

 - I really think man and animal can live equally. I really WANT man, WOMAN, and animal to live equally.

- There it is again, like a message from Him. Incredible. - I like to think of myself as having powers >:D jejejejejejejejeje

- Am I the only one who thinks of HOW badly personal hygiene must have been way before there was deodorant and toothpaste and shampoo and conditioner and all that? I mean, even if the rich had rivers and such to bathe in, I’m sure they had to be somewhat dirtier than those that were not rich. But still. They all must have been so putrid!

 - Sometimes I wish I was a dog. Then I would only have to worry about sleeping and eating and going to the bathroom.

- Two heads are better unless none of them knows what’s going on.

- I want pizza. I don’t like the pizza song. It was too graphic and disgusting.

 - I MISS SIMBA! :( I wonder if it would have been possible to bring in a tiger to the plot. That would have been odd, wouldn’t it?

- YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO FOR “Everything You Do Is a Balloon” by Boards of Canada. :( I don’t like those monkeys. They’re freaky.

 - Speaking of freaky, am I the only one who remembers “The Phantom of the Megaplex” movie? And that face? I remember when I was a kid I had nightmares.

- “Fear the wind!” *run away*

- Ariel from the Little Mermaid was based on Alyssa Malano (if you don’t know her she is Phoebe from Charmed. You may now drop your jaw in awe.

 - Joseph Gordon Levitt is also the boy from Angel’s in the Outfield. You may now break your jaw off. Lol 

*Robotic voice over* Random Thoughts section completed.


 This week I had to read Frankenstein for the first time and let me tell you: I LOVED IT! :D I’m taking British Literature at my school and I’m kind of falling in love with it. Besides the fact that my professor is BRITISH (I am very happy in that class) the poems we read are very interesting. Not only is the content good but I’m learning a lot about the people that wrote during the period of the time (1600 – 1800’s). And I guess I have a few things to say about this book.

1) Like probably most people of the world, I always thought that Frankenstein was the MONSTER’S name. But no. it turns out that it’s the name of his creator! Victor Frankenstein.

 2) Unless I read the entire thing completely wrong. Elizabeth and Victor are cousins. . . and yet . . . they MARRIED! 0_0 INCEST!!!!

 3) I don’t like that ALL of the women died in this book. I mean, I consider myself a feminist and I think that Justine, Elizabeth, Victor’s mother (the name escapes me. I think its Caroline or something) all die innocent, which means that their persona and character weren’t tainted and they had no faults so they didn’t deserve to die. “Frankenstein” can be considered a feminine text in more than one example. One of them is that the good nature of women, or women in general are degraded completely. Elizabeth and Justine both die innocent. There is never any tainting of their characters and they still get punished for trying to be brave and strong and to love. More so Elizabeth is described as a “Summer insect,” by Victor. This shows that the men are still in control of women. Victor treats Elizabeth like a pet by telling her to do his bidding and she gladly accepts that. She is subservient to him and she likes it that way. AS the story continues, Victor now calls Elizabeth a “Bird.” So now she has been promoted to animal from insect. Victor tends on her as if she were an animal. She is, in Victor’s words, “a personal, thinking animal.” There is also the case of the female Frankenstein. When Victor is ordered to create her by the male monster, we see Victor go through a sense of terror. He is afraid that the female monster will be more destructive and deathly than the make because she is a woman; she will act on sentiment and feeling. So that, in case, means that her fate and future is already being decided for her even before being “born.” So, by this example, Mary Shelley depicts a call to action through her writing that women need to be stopped being controlled and degraded by men.

 . . . haha. Yeah. I got technical.

 As for movies, I, by accident, saw The Bling Ring and let me tell you:

1) I AM SO INCONTRAVERTABLY AND IRREVOCABLY AND UNCONDITIONALLY IN LOVE WITH EMMA WATSON!!!!! EVER SINCE THE FIRST DAY I SAW HER IN A TRAIN AND ASKED FOR A TOAD!!!! !!!! !!!! <3 <3 <3

2)I know the movie was practically pointless but if the director of that movie told Emma to portray an “idiot” (no offense to the real life person she is pretending to be) the Emma could not have done a more perfect job. And this just adds to how great and diverse and actress she is.

3) AND NEED I MENTION HOW FLAWLESS HER AMERICAN ACCENT WAS!!!!???? In my opinion it was more polished and smooth than it was in Perks of Being a Wallflower (I loved her in that one too)

. . . And with that, i say mischief managed ;)  (funny how one thing leads into another in life, isn't it?)